TREASURE ISLAND - IN SPACE!
Alfons-Jung-Saal - Kellerstraße 37, Wiesbaden, Deutschland
Dear Space Explorer,
Need an escape from current events? Like, REALLY need an escape? Kryptonite Radio Theater proudly presents a cosmic reimagining of a classic that boldly goes where no pirate has gone before!
🚀 "Treasure Island - in Space!" 🚀
Welcome aboard the Admiral Benbow Space Station, where the morning's biggest problem is a malfunctioning translator... until a dying spacer crashes in with coordinates that will take us to infinity and beyond.
Join our heroes as they:
• Navigate through characters stranger than any Mos Eisley cantina
• Embark on a treasure hunt that's definitely not a trap (we think)
• Discover that some treasures come with a price
Why venture into the final frontier with us?
1. Because some weeks, you just need to leave the planet
2. Because every treasure map needs three dimensions
3. Experience wit sharper than a lightsaber
4. Finally learn why that red alert keeps flashing
(Spoiler: You really don't want to know)
Warning: May contain traces of:
• Dark corridors that definitely aren't hiding anything
• Strange noises that are surely just the engine
• That creeping feeling when you realize you're not alone
• The sudden urge to scream (even though no one can hear you)
Don't miss this stellar adventure that proves there's more than one way to make a star go dark!
P.S. Resistance to attending is futile.
P.P.S. Exit polls show 100% of audience members prefer space travel to current events.
Yours in stellar entertainment,
The "That's-No-Moon-That's-Our-Theater" Crew
#ThisIsFineTotallyFine #WeNeedAnotherPlanet
#IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis
#MostlyHarmless #GameOverMan
